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Loch & Load T-Shirt | Funny Cryptid Mashup Tee | Bigfoot Riding Loch Ness Monster Graphic Shirt
Loch & Load T-Shirt | Funny Cryptid Mashup Tee | Bigfoot Riding Loch Ness Monster Graphic Shirt
Two legends. One ridiculous mission. š¾š
Loch & Load is a playful cryptid mashup featuring a Sasquatch catching a ride on the Loch Ness Monsterābecause if youāre going to investigate the unknown, you might as well do it in style. The clean, vintage-style line art keeps it wearable and classic, while the pun makes it an instant conversation starter.
A little lore (for the curious):
The Loch Ness Monster (often nicknamed āNessieā) is tied to Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands, with modern reports famously gaining traction in the 1930s. Bigfoot/Sasquatch is most associated with North American forests and became widely popular in modern culture through mid-20th-century reports and folklore. This design imagines what would happen if these two cryptid worlds collided.
Not a claim, just a conversation starter.
This design references theories and interpretations some people believeāUrban Cryptids is pro curiosity and all reasonable theories.
Soft, unisex, and perfect for cryptid fans, hikers, lake people, and anyone who likes their paranormal with a side of humor.
Size Guide & Fit Video
Size Guide & Fit Video
T-Shirts ā Bella + Canvas 3001 (Unisex)
Fit: Retail unisex fit (true-to-size for most).
Tip: Want a relaxed fit? Size up. Want a more fitted look? Stick with your usual.

How to measure:
Width = measure across the chest (armpit to armpit).
Length = measure from top of shoulder to bottom hem.
Hoodies
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Fit tip:
Our hoodies have a relaxed unisex fit and run slightly roomier than our tees.
Still unsure?
Email us and weāll help you choose a size before you order:
support@urbancryptids.com
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Our Apparel
Urban Cryptids apparel is printed on high-quality, comfortable garments designed for everyday wear.
⢠T-shirts use premium Bella + Canvas 3001 blanks known for their soft feel and modern retail fit.
⢠Hoodies use durable cotton-blend fleece designed for warmth and long-lasting comfort.
⢠All designs are printed using professional direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for vibrant, long-lasting color.
No stiff prints. No bargain-bin garments.
The Print
All designs are printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) printing with water-based, OEKO-TEXĀ® certified inks.
- Ink absorbs into the fabric instead of sitting on top
- Soft feel ā no heavy or plastic texture
- Vibrant color with proper wash care
- Designed to hold up through regular wear
How Itās Made
Each garment is made to order and printed in the USA after you place your order.
This made-to-order process helps reduce excess inventory and supports more sustainable production.
⢠Printed individually to reduce waste
⢠No mass inventory or overproduction
⢠Garments are ethically sourced from trusted apparel manufacturers
This process allows us to focus on quality, not quantity.
Care Instructions
To keep your tee looking its best:
- Wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
All Orders Ship In 5-10 Days
All Orders Ship In 5-10 Days
š¦ Shipping Process
1. You place your order
Orders are processed once per day at 11:30 PM (Central Time).
Once processed, your order moves into production.
2. We make your item
Each item is printed to order by one of our U.S. print partners.
Production typically takes 2ā5 business days.
3. We ship your order
After production, your order ships via standard shipping.
- Shipping time: typically 2ā5 business days
- Most orders arrive within 5ā10 business days total
- During busy periods or delays, delivery may take up to 14 calendar days
Youāll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships.
4. Orders with more than one item
If your order includes multiple items, they may be produced at different locations.
This means they may ship separately and arrive on different days.
Youāll receive tracking for each shipment.
š Delays, Lost, or Stolen Packages
Once an order has shipped, delivery is handled by the carrier.
If your package is delayed, marked as delivered but not received, or appears lost, please reach out to us.
Weāll do our best to help investigate and guide you on next steps.
Returns are Free & Easy
Returns are Free & Easy
š¦ Return & Refund Policy
Each shirt we sell is made to order just for youāyour chosen size, color, and design. Because of this custom process, we do not accept returns or exchanges for reasons such as wrong size, color preference, or buyerās remorse. Please double-check the size chart (in the product photos) before ordering.
š Cancellations
Orders may be canceled up until 11:30 PM Central Time (CST) on the day the order is placed, as long as the item has not yet entered production.
To cancel an order, please email us at support@urbancryptids.com as soon as possible.
Once an order has entered production, weāre unable to cancel or refund it.
š Returning an Order
If your order has already gone into production, it canāt be canceled. However, once it arrives, youāre welcome to return it for a refund if itās unused and in original condition.
Hereās how returns work:
- Youāll need to cover the return shipping cost.
- We donāt provide free return labels, but we can email you a label and send a separate invoice for the cost.
- Returns must be requested within 10Ā days of delivery.
Once we receive the item back, weāll process your refund.
ā ļø Damaged or Defective Items
If your item arrives with a defect (misprint, hole, or incorrect design), weāre happy to help!
To be eligible for a replacement or refund:
- Contact us at support@urbancryptids.com within 10 days of receiving your order.
- Include clear photos of the issue, including one showing the full item and another close-up of the defect.
- For design placement issues, include a photo using a ruler or straight edge for reference.
We review all claims carefully. Replacements or refunds will only be issued if the item is deemed misprinted or damaged based on our print providerās standards.
30 Day Guarantee
30 Day Guarantee
30-Day Guarantee
Step into the unknown with confidence.
At Urban Cryptids, we stand behind the quality of every item we make. Thatās why we offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee on our apparel.
If your order arrives with a defect, printing issue, or damage, simply reach out to us within 30 days of delivery, and weāll work with you to make it rightāwhether that means a replacement or a refund, depending on the situation.
Because all of our items are made to order, we ask that customers carefully review sizing charts and product details before placing an order.
To be eligible for a return or replacement:
- Item must be in the same condition as received
- Item must not be obviously worn or stained
- Tags (if applicable) must still be attached
If you have any questions or concerns, email us at support@urbancryptids.com.Ā Weāre always happy to help.
Your curiosity mattersāand so does your experience.
