Goblins Is Crazy – Metallic Ink Tee

👽 The Legend Behind the Design
On the stormy night of August 21, 1955, a Kentucky farmhouse near the towns of Kelly-Hopkinsville was allegedly besieged by glowing, three-foot-tall “little green men.” The family’s frantic call to police—and the footprints, claw marks, and shell casings found the next morning—sparked one of America’s most famous UFO & cryptid cases. Locals still celebrate the “Hopkinsville Goblins” every year at Kelly Little Green Men Days.

Our “Goblins Is Crazy” artwork captures that chaotic night: neon-green goblin silhouettes, vintage comic-panel typography, and a distressed midnight backdrop that feels straight out of a 1950s drive-in poster. Wear it and you’re not just repping sweet style—you’re carrying a piece of unexplained history.

Features & Benefits

• Unisex, retail-fit T-shirt (S-3XL) | ringspun 100 % cotton for buttery softness—no boxy “souvenir” feel here.
  
  
• High-resolution DTG print | UV-stable inks keep those goblin greens and cosmic purples crisp through countless washes.
  
  
• Sustainable, made-to-order | printed after purchase to cut waste and reduce our carbon footprint—part of our “print on demand, save the planet” promise.
  
  
• Family-run brand | every tee is inspected by our small Wisconsin crew of cryptid fans before shipping.
  
  
• Conversation-starter design | perfect for GoblinCon, UFO festivals, campground nights, or your next podcast appearance.
  
  Quick sizing guide | true-to-size; size up for relaxed streetwear vibes.
  
  📏 Size & Fit
  Size Chest (in) Body Length (in)
  S 18 28
  M 20 29
  L 22 30
  XL 24 31
  2XL 26 32
  3XL 28 33
  
  🌲 Care Tips
  Cold wash, inside-out. Tumble low or hang dry to keep those eerie greens glowing. Iron inside-out if needed (never directly on the design).
  
  🛒 Add to Cart Before They Vanish
  Whether you’re chasing cryptids or just love retro UFO apparel, this limited run won’t stick around. Click “Add to Cart” and claim your slice of paranormal lore today—because goblins may be crazy, but missing this drop would be insane.