Funny Area 51 Unisex Tee - Area 51 Escapee Shirt

Not Your Average Tee

 Urban Cryptids vs Generic Tees

Urban Cryptids shirts are made for believers. Believers in legends, in the unexplained, and in high-quality tees that don’t fall apart after a few washes.

We use premium **Bella + Canvas 3001** shirts — made in the USA from ultra-soft airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Designed for comfort, durability, and a flattering unisex fit. Lightweight but not flimsy. Soft but structured. The kind of shirt you reach for again and again.

The Fabric  
- 100% airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (no scratchy blends)  
- Smooth surface that brings each design to life  
- Lightweight and breathable — easy to layer, perfect solo  

 

The Fit  
True-to-size retail fit, pre-shrunk, and side-seamed for structure.  
Unisex sizing that actually works for everybody.

> If you like a relaxed fit, size up. Want a sharper fit? Stick with your usual.

The Print  
We use **DTG (direct-to-garment)** printing with water-based, eco-friendly inks. That means:  
- No cracking or peeling  
- Vibrant colors that stay vibrant  
- Designs that feel soft to the touch — not like a plastic sticker  

 

 Built for Repeat Sightings  
- Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage  
- Reinforced seams for shape retention  
- Colorfast even after multiple washes  
- Printed, packaged & shipped in the USA  
- Ethically made & 100% sweatshop-free 

 FAQ

**Will it shrink?**  
Very little. They're pre-shrunk and hold their shape well.

**Is this a unisex shirt?**  
Yep. These are made to work for everyone. Check our size chart if you’re unsure. They are located on all products.

**Will the design fade?**  
Nope. DTG prints stay bold and clear, wash after wash.

**Where are your shirts made?**  
Printed, packed, and shipped from the USA. Ethically produced. No shortcuts.

📦 Shipping Process

1. You place your order
Orders are processed twice a day at 12 PM and 12 AM (Central Time). Once processed, they move to production.

2. We make your item
Your item is printed by one of our U.S. print partners.
This part takes 2–5 business days.

3. We ship your order
After production, your order is shipped.

• Standard shipping takes 2–5 business days.

• Most orders arrive in 5–10 business days, but please allow up to 14 calendar days during busy times or delays.

You’ll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships.

4. Orders with more than one item
If your order has multiple items, they may be made at different places. They could ship separately and arrive on different days. You’ll get tracking for each one.

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🚚 Delays, Lost, or Stolen Packages

Once your package is with the shipping carrier, we can’t control any delays, lost items, or delivery errors.
If your tracking hasn’t updated or your order hasn’t arrived, please contact us within 7 days of the expected delivery date. We’ll do our best to help.

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Still need help?
Email us at support@urbancryptids.com

📦 Return & Refund Policy

Each shirt we sell is made to order just for you—your chosen size, color, and design. Because of this custom process, we do not accept returns or exchanges for reasons such as wrong size, color preference, or buyer’s remorse. Please double-check the size chart and product details before placing your order.

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🔁 Cancellations

Orders can only be canceled within 2 hours of purchase. After that time, production begins and we’re no longer able to stop or refund the order.

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🔄 Returning an Order

If your order has already gone into production, it can’t be canceled. However, once it arrives, you’re welcome to return it for a refund if it’s unused and in original condition.

Here’s how returns work:

• You’ll need to cover the return shipping cost.

• We don’t provide free return labels, but we can email you a label and send a separate invoice for the cost.

• Returns must be requested within 10 days of delivery.

Once we receive the item back, we’ll process your refund.

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⚠️ Damaged or Defective Items

If your item arrives with a defect (misprint, hole, or incorrect design), we’re happy to help!

To be eligible for a replacement or refund:

• Contact us at support@urbancryptids.com within 10 days of receiving your order.

• Include clear photos of the issue, including one showing the full item and another close-up of the defect.

• For design placement issues, include a photo using a ruler or straight edge for reference.

We review all claims carefully. Replacements or refunds will only be issued if the item is deemed misprinted or damaged based on our print provider’s standards.

Step into the unknown with confidence!

At Urban Cryptids, we believe in taking risks and celebrating the extraordinary. That’s why we offer a bold 30-day guarantee on our unique apparel. If you’re not completely satisfied, don’t hesitate—take action! Simply email us at support@urbancryptids.com to initiate any return. We take customer satisfaction to a whole new level.

Items should be

• In the same condition it was received
• Not obviously worn or with stains
• Any tags still in place

Unleash your adventurous spirit and explore the whimsical world of cryptids without fear. Your satisfaction is our mission, and we’re here to ensure your journey is nothing short of exhilarating!