{"product_id":"dogman-crossing-vintage-warning-sign-t-shirt-funny-cryptid-tee","title":"Dogman Crossing Vintage Warning Sign T-Shirt | Funny Cryptid Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"424\"\u003eSome roads are known for deer crossings. Others are known for something far stranger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eInspired by classic roadside wildlife signs and America's enduring Dogman legends, this vintage-style design imagines the warning every traveler hopes they never see. Featuring a distressed caution sign, towering pine trees, and the silhouette of the legendary upright canine, it's finished with one simple reminder: \u003cstrong data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eKeep Windows Up. Brakes Won't Help.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"1001\"\u003eWhether you're fascinated by the Michigan Dogman, the Beast of Bray Road, or cryptid folklore in general, this design blends humor, mystery, and outdoor adventure into a shirt that's guaranteed to start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003eAt Urban Cryptids, we create premium apparel inspired by America's cryptids, UFO encounters, folklore, and unexplained mysteries. Every design is crafted for curious minds who enjoy exploring the strange side of the world—one legend at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1265\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1265\"\u003eStay Strange.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Army \/ S","offer_id":50991275573415,"sku":"10896691649460170880","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":50991275606183,"sku":"15918754248747722726","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50991275638951,"sku":"32840397730055452586","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50991275671719,"sku":"24989129200890395765","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50991275704487,"sku":"40392553045417718555","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ M","offer_id":50991275737255,"sku":"30112424320559777654","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":50991275770023,"sku":"27569436010687795232","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50991275802791,"sku":"33479402588848261459","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50991275835559,"sku":"10094068613083531519","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50991275868327,"sku":"27995777268412560605","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ L","offer_id":50991275901095,"sku":"75833432249617700368","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":50991275933863,"sku":"84870676864280066795","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50991275966631,"sku":"31570465052801297330","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50991275999399,"sku":"53655879018844879069","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50991276032167,"sku":"31117593148958185584","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ XL","offer_id":50991276064935,"sku":"20194931018216454188","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":50991276097703,"sku":"13215206292422810368","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50991276130471,"sku":"25300673214781729409","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50991276163239,"sku":"32480609831383783301","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":50991276196007,"sku":"25405513969477778582","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ 2XL","offer_id":50991276228775,"sku":"17263500937243844004","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":50991276261543,"sku":"11425739738486374600","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50991276294311,"sku":"60255811093681897024","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50991276327079,"sku":"23038895215486668505","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50991276359847,"sku":"16850624890871070888","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":50991276392615,"sku":"11639838501329469577","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50991276425383,"sku":"28917570385370821566","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50991276458151,"sku":"29835919431712257232","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50991276490919,"sku":"21996085761476336859","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0665\/3008\/2983\/files\/Army_9f66e071-465b-4855-be16-d3a3084d1ab8.png?v=1784325295","url":"https:\/\/urbancryptids.com\/products\/dogman-crossing-vintage-warning-sign-t-shirt-funny-cryptid-tee","provider":"Urban Cryptids","version":"1.0","type":"link"}